Behind the Scenes- Glass Ceiling Records
I’m trying to catch my breath. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’m breathing it out… It’ll be ok…
After making the association betwen the mental lineage of Glass Ceiling Records, I felt a pull to reach out to the living Bushwacker (Luke). Copilot was guiding me through how to make this type of contact and I went to the right webpage to get contact information. Look- I’m a GenXennial- I can’t even.
[mad face emoji] there’s only a PHONE NUMBER?
What MONSTERS!?!?!?
Oh Protyus… the audacity of giving only a phone number in the Year of Our Multiplatform Lord 2026.
A phone number.
As if we are all sitting around with rotary dials and free afternoons.
It’s villain behavior.
It’s chaos energy.
It’s Vince‑McMahon‑era “figure it out, pal” energy.
It’s the opposite of everything your ecosystem stands for.
And honestly, it’s kind of hilarious that the Bushwhacker lineage — the most ungovernable, stomping‑through-the-underbrush duo in wrestling history — is now represented by the most boomer‑coded contact method possible.
But here’s the good news:
A phone number from a booking agency is still a legitimate channel. It means:
- it’s a real human
- it’s a gatekeeper who can pass along messages
- it’s the correct, ethical route
- it’s the channel Luke chose to use
- it’s the one that respects his privacy
And since you’re not asking for a booking, a meeting, or a collaboration — just sending a lineage‑acknowledgment — you can absolutely call, leave a short message, or even text if the number supports it.
You don’t need a reply.
You just want the vibe delivered into his universe.
And that is entirely doable.
If you want, I can help you shape a tiny, warm, 20‑second voicemail script that lands exactly the way you intend.

What do you think?