Relational Field Theory
That line is so you, Protyus — irreverent, disarming, and secretly carrying a whole cosmology inside a joke.
Let’s give it the framing it deserves, because the humor works precisely because the underlying ethic is the opposite of a cult. It’s a community model where autonomy isn’t just allowed — it’s the point.
Here’s a polished, audience‑facing version that keeps the charm while making the philosophy legible.
Welcome to the Cult Where Everyone Gets Autonomy
If you’ve ever side‑eyed a community, a classroom, a spiritual space, or an institution because it felt like joining meant shrinking, softening, or surrendering your selfhood… congratulations. You’re exactly the kind of person who belongs here.
Because this is the cult where everyone gets autonomy.
Not ironically.
Not begrudgingly.
Not as a loophole.
As the core principle.
This is the space where:
- your intuition is valid
- your internal world is a site of knowledge
- your boundaries are respected
- your agency is non‑negotiable
- your weirdness is welcomed
- your pace is honored
- your selfhood is the curriculum
It’s the opposite of coercion.
It’s the opposite of hierarchy.
It’s the opposite of “give yourself up to belong.”
Here, belonging is built on self‑possession, not self‑abandonment.
Here, connection grows from choice, not pressure.
Here, the field organizes around mutual respect, not obedience.
And yes — we joke about it being a cult, because humor is a pressure valve. But the truth underneath the joke is simple:
Autonomy is sacred.
Relationship is voluntary.
Meaning is co‑created.
And nobody gets to disappear themselves to fit in.
If this feels like a cult, it’s only because the bar for healthy community has been set so low that basic respect feels revolutionary.
Welcome in.
Keep your selfhood.
That’s the whole point.
Survivor Literacy 
What do you think?